Tuesday, July 3, 2007

A NEW LIFE BEGINS.............

So, finally landed up at IMT………..

NOTE: Before I start , m starting a new concept called SLEEP CALCI…which just basically calculates the amount u sleep in hrs and also ratio of sleeping hrs by total hrs till date (at IMT) called sleeping index.

25 Jun: MON
DAY 0(a) : I call it day zero since nothing much happened. Got allotted room that’s it for the day. Just transferred my luggage frm my home to the hostel……( distance= hardly 5km)..so just 3 trips by bike…………….
Easy na……

26 Jun: TUES
DAY 0(b) : Just same as above… plus registration for the course….so another day zero for me………resting at home..

27 Jun: WED
DAY 1: ORIENTATION BEGINS………..
Started wid Yoga at 7am…………
Hey hey…….seniors who were so helpful earlier suddenly seemed to turn into some MILITARY cadets…………
For every min we were late = no of rounds trip of the ground…….
YOGA seems 2 really boring & tiring …continues for 1hr or so..
1hr break for breakfast, shower etc..
Welcome addresses by dean, director etc…
Meeting wid different departments & faculty……………..all stuff over by evening…

28 Jun –THURS.
Sleepless days start….
DAY 2:
Yoga starts at 6am today onwards…
Introductory classes till 4pm.- all just soporific ( lunch break in b/w)
4:30pm- Invited talk , ( interaction wid sum alumni..)……..
7 pm onwards- presentations by various committees in IMT…………..
12 midnight- presentation ends…..
Went 2 our rooms tired……just wen we thought we were about 2 hav a wonderful sleep…sumbody KNOCKS…….its the SENIORS……….
All freshers called for “PDP”..( u know wat dat might mean)….
Sent bak at 2am…….
2:30am…again the knocking..again the seniors….again “PDP” by sum other group…
Sent bak at 3pm..
3:30am… again the knocking..again the seniors….again “PDP” by sum other group…
Wat the HELL…cant they take “PDP” in one GO……..
Finally slept at 4am..

Sleep Calci…..
Sleep hrs=2
Sleep index=2/24=.0833333


29 Jun: FRI
DAY3: The best day of orientation :
Yoga again at am…
OUTBOUND” training today……….
Wats that??…
well we r divided into teams & wat v do….simply play games…..ofcouse wid some management angles & twist 2 dem…………
Eg: crossing spider web, rappelling ( jumping from 3rd floor of our hostels), crossing open amphhi hanging upside down, crossing the bridge b/w 2 ropes etc………
Every game was fun& we really enjoyed every moment of it……also helped us bond wid most of my classmates.

Exhausted by the physical training we returned to our beds . & guess wat happens next………..
We r called for “PDP”….again…. this time it continued till 5:40am in the morning & was bak for yoga at 6am…
so just “NO SLEEP FOR ME DAT NIGHT”……..

Sleep Calci…..
Sleep hrs=2 (still)
Sleep index=2/48=.0416666



30Jun: SAT
DAY4:

NO SLEEP- for me? Here’s a guy who sleeps for at least 8hrs a day….( testimonial can b given by ex-roomies….sharique, sadique, afroz, fahim, zahid.. r u guys there?) ..
And this guy gets hardly 2 hrs sleep in whole 48hrs……..

the whole body is aching & asked 2 do Yoga …whew….

I m asked to do our first case study in class, & m constantly taking small power naps….
Profs keep on asking us how many min hav we slept & …for the first time we came 2 know dey knew completely about “PDP”…..and guess wat, dey allow us sleep b/w classes..
( how generous)…….
& v hav just learnt the art of stealing time for sleeps….
More invited talks wid alumni…. Ppts pf clubs & committees….
So ,
60 min lunch break= 30min lunch + 30 min power nap….
15 min breaks b/w classes = sleeps wid 100% efficiency ( & they say 100% efficiency is not possible)
60 min dinner break= 30min dinner + 30 min power nap….

More PDPs that night…….

……but slept for “THREE” hrs …..felt like as if slept for ages………….
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Sleep Calci…..
Sleep hrs= 2+3+2(power naps)= 7hrs
Sleep index=7/72=.097222222..
Hey the ratio finally inflated a bit……..


1July: SUN
DAY5:

The “vicious cycle” continues…
Yoga, intro classes, invited talks,
But time for some fun…………….
Girls were asked to choose their dance partners that night….. since the there are around 80girls for 280boys …so boy partners were choosen in a unique way ( I not discussing that here)………..and as my luck is………...no girl for me like rest of 200 guys called ****** for that night…..
& wat v do…..v form groups & asked 2 prepare really fun presentations from various topics like girls in our batch , the most intimidating seniors, the ****** club etc……in just 2hr flat…..

Paper dance that nite b/w couples……& den our ppts and we were boowed, cheered, by seniors…………

Note : Some part has been deliberately edited here ; people interested in more details ( & that’s were the real fun lie) can contact me personally…………

Fun over…v move for more PDPs…..continues till 5am in the mrng for me……………
Did all kind of stuff …like… (&&&&,^^^^^^^^,@@@, !!!!!!!.......)*
*- refer to the note above…….( nothing obscene or vulgar here….u dirty minds)


Sleep Calci…..
Sleep hrs= 7+1=8hrs
Sleep index=8/96=0.0833333



For all those guys & gals, we think I m so lucky being close 2 my home…check this..
Time spend at home till date = roughly 25min ( Areeb, sharique ..both of u ......r u guys reading these lines..)

11 comments:

Unknown said...

kya be kamene tu itna bak**** kaise ho gya hai...abe chota moo aur badhe baat join karte he asle manager ho gya....
well acha laga ke tum khoob soo rahe ho...
aur jo batao tum ne yaha nahi likhe hai un ko mujhe mail kardena...ok bby

$@d|-|u said...

Hey Dude,

At last U got to know what Life really is....

Nice knowing that U r still haven't quitted learning.

All the Best. Have all the Fun.

Cheers,
Arnab

Rehan said...

servs u wel fr sleepin in office while in L&T......
All the BEST partenr...

Unknown said...

hey hey...ab pata chala..dude..enjoy ur new life..now only god can help u...have a nice time...

Kaukab Enayet Syed said...

Ye PDP mein kya hota hai Golu?

Kaukab Enayet Syed said...

Ye tera blog spanish mein kyun hai

Kaukab Enayet Syed said...

hey ladki pata le MBA wali aish rhaega 2 sal nahi to .......bas neend ke liyr taraste rehna. Ye soch tu ek baki wo 80...

Unknown said...

kaukab ki salah maan le.....i agree with him...but i know u wont b able to do so...take it as a challenge..n.. atleast try dude....

Unknown said...

ariquealiabe baki ke din kya hua...update kar....aur again kaukab ki salah maan le.....parai to hoti rahegi....

Kaukab Enayet Syed said...

Dekho public demand hai ...kuch krlo......marks wagar moh maya ..pehle pata le kisi ko..

Zuber Khan said...

Welcome to the world of masters
:-)